Pitbull and Boxer Shorts

[Raymond]

A little over 4 years ago I was still living in my house in Scott on a cul de sac st with neighbors almost on top of me. It was dark outside with only a street light to help distinguish anyone walking on our street this night. Being home alone, I was watching my favorite program and enjoying a cold beverage when someone began banging on my front door and hollering. I jumped up and hit the lights to see my neighbor from across the street in a state of sheer panic. His eyes were wider than a saucer and his speech indistiguishable. After I got him to calm down his story almost made me laugh; He had a pitbull that was well taken care of and lived in the house.
Never had a problem with his dog but this night it turned on him and attacked. He was able to get his hands around his neck and choke him down and run across the street to my house. His request; come across the street and "CHOOT THIS MOFO"!!! It was sureal to say the least, me shoot another guys dog and not just any dog, a pitbull that was pizzed off!! Well being in my boxers I decided that it would be better for me to just give him a gun. I got Hunter's single shot 22 and gave him a bullet. Off he goes with me ready to call the PoPo incase he missed and the dog woke up. I hear the single shot so I close the door but lo and behold he comes back banging on the door. What now??, first shot did not do it, he needed another bullet. Give him another bullet and lock the door now. Guy calls animal control the next day, they come out and pick up the pit and give him a $50 fine for not having a rabies tag on the dead dog!