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Old 05-27-2010, 01:08 PM
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One sunny day in January 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said,

"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"See you tomorrow, Sir."
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:10 PM
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BAM!!!
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:18 PM
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Thats awesome LOL
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:20 PM
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Sweet can wait for that day..... Some think this oil spill will have history....Obama has 2 years left and were only in the Trillions in debt
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Old 05-27-2010, 01:24 PM
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difference between 0bama and the oil spill...

Oil is worth billions and the spill will stop and get cleaned up...

Obama is not worth smegma..and the top kill on his government has no cap in plan or back up plan or clean up plan...just change
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Old 05-27-2010, 03:02 PM
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i never asked anyone to tell me my future! lol
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Old 05-27-2010, 03:08 PM
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