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> shipwreck. Only a sheep > and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking > around, he > realized that they were stranded on a deserted > island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of > taking his two animal companions to the beach every > evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the > sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the > breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for > romance. > > > As they sat there, the sheep started looking better > and better to the > lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put > his arm around it. > But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, > growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the > sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy > the sunsets together, but there was no more > cuddling.. > > > A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was > another shipwreck. > The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.. > > That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening > beach ritual. It > was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus > clouds, a warm and > gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty > soon, the man > started to get 'those feelings' > again..... > > He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally > gave in and > leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had > sex for months. Nancy > batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything > she could do for > him. > > He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a > walk?' |
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