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Old 10-26-2009, 10:30 AM
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Default Fred and Larry

Fred and Larry get married in California .

They couldn't afford a honeymoon. So, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their
first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school..

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

Johnny says:
'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....



I gave him my airplane glue.'
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:34 AM
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lmao
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Old 10-26-2009, 10:58 AM
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thats a good one.
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Old 10-26-2009, 11:54 AM
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hahahahaha
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Old 10-26-2009, 01:41 PM
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LMAO!!
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Old 10-26-2009, 01:46 PM
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catdaddy that is the best avatar of all time. i am pretty sure you and yak'em are on the FBI's list of potential scape goats.
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catdaddy that is the best avatar of all time. i am pretty sure you and yak'em are on the FBI's list of potential scape goats.
lmao I hadn't noticed it til you said something
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Old 10-26-2009, 02:28 PM
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Old 10-26-2009, 03:18 PM
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catdaddy that is the best avatar of all time. i am pretty sure you and yak'em are on the FBI's list of potential scape goats.

LMHEO.... i couldnt pass it up...
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:30 PM
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Lmfao some funny LMAO

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Fred and Larry get married in California .

They couldn't afford a honeymoon. So, they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their
first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Larry are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school..

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'

She replies, 'No.'

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Larry up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.'

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think?'

Johnny says:
'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....



I gave him my airplane glue.'
probably been better with Super Glue
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Old 10-26-2009, 07:04 PM
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boy, if we could only get all them ningays to use that.
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