These guys repoduce, and VOTE!!!

[CatDaddy]

IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..
We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McDonald's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!' I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS .



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas City

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.



IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wi****a , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just
looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.



IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.



IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS



STAY ALERT!



They walk among us... and they VOTE and they REPRODUCE.

[longsidelandry]

lmao funny stuff

[southern151]

I had a bad flight with Continental (Go Figure). My luggage didn't all make it. I went to the lost luggage office to see what the deal was. The lady behind the counter first asked me if my flight had made it yet!

This was in Seattle, WA in March 2007.

[BIGJ]

They sure have some clowns out there.

[speck-chaser]

and we wonder how obama got elected

[CatDaddy]

Originally Posted by speck-chaser

and we wonder how obama got elected

ACORN

[CatDaddy]

Speaking of ACORN..... What has happened with all that? I know there were undercover videos released but all of a sudden im not hearing anything about it anymore... Did they get shut down, or did the Nobamas cover this up? Mabey the swine flu was created to divert or attention away from this..

[longsidelandry]

Originally Posted by CatDaddy

Speaking of ACORN..... What has happened with all that? I know there were undercover videos released but all of a sudden im not hearing anything about it anymore... Did they get shut down, or did the Nobamas cover this up? Mabey the swine flu was created to divert or attention away from this..

I haven't heard anything about that in a few weeks, it must have gotten covered up by osama bin laden...I mean obama and biden

[speck-chaser]

they are re-organizing and gonna re-open under the code name pork-chop

[CatDaddy]

Originally Posted by speck-chaser

they are re-organizing and gonna re-open under the code name pork-chop

LMAO

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by southern151

I had a bad flight with Continental (Go Figure). My luggage didn't all make it. I went to the lost luggage office to see what the deal was. The lady behind the counter first asked me if my flight had made it yet!

This was in Seattle, WA in March 2007.

I had a bad experience there a few years ago. This was on a thursday afternoon......not a busy time.

Got to baggage claim area and luggage was being unloaded from another flight. There was no activity at the other 3 luggage unloading stations.

As everyone from our plane waited......all the people at the next station got there luggage and left. This took maybe 20 minutes.

We ended up waiting over an hour more before getting out luggage. In talking with another person......he said this was not unusual at the Seattle airport.