Things I learned from the Big Lake Tourney

[mikedatiger]

Just wanted to share some lessons learned from a weekend fishing the SFA on Big Lake:

• A pretty boat without a motor is just a pretty boat
• Whenever you think your having a bad day, there's always someone like the drunk guy at Fred's, to fall down the steps and brighten up your day
• Jeremy's legs are faster than a bumble bee's wings. Never seen little legs move that fast before. He can stop the motor and run to the deck with pole in hand before his partner takes off his life vest.
• Pox makes the best fishing sandwiches of all time. If he spent as much time planning for fishing as he does making sandwiches then he'd be dangerous!
• Speckdaddy and Catdaddy are some crazy mofo's!!!! They broke the mold with these two! BTW, thanks again for the crawfish!!!
• Don't ever walk into a bathroom that Josh just got out of
• David Hebert is one of the nicest guys I know and throws a hell of a party.
• Catdaddy looks pretty cute in a woman's derby hat with feather dancing on a pole
• Fishing in the wind sux, but watching people catch fish right after your drift sux even more...
• Jello shots are evil
• Did I mention that Speckdaddy and Catdaddy are insane? They make medicine for that...
• Large quantities of alcohol and women running around on stick horses in party dresses makes for some quality entertainment
• Salty Cajun has some of the best dang guys around!

[longsidelandry]

Wow!! All I can say is wow! Wish I woulda been there.

[fishmaster911]

Originally Posted by longsidelandry

wow!! All i can say is wow! Wish i woulda been there.

x 1000000000000000000000000000000000000 !!!

[Mediumheavyaction6'6]

it was an amazing time! y'all really missed one hell of a party

[jlincecum]

i will be paying for this weekend for at least 3 or 4 more days

[Mediumheavyaction6'6]

i learned that i don't need to take every alcoholic drink that is handed to me

["W"]

Speckdaddy Sleep on Heberts Front porch with the dog......*****..........I not drinking for a long long long time.........

[mikedatiger]

Originally Posted by "W"

Speckdaddy Sleep on Heberts Front porch with the dog......*****..........I not drinking for a long long long time.........

Man we need a SC camp! I could possibly tolerate that once a month, but it would shorten life expectancy by at least 20 or 30 years!

[jlincecum]

i bet Edwards is having a beer right now

[Mediumheavyaction6'6]

Originally Posted by mikedatiger

Man we need a SC camp! I could possibly tolerate that once a month, but it would shorten life expectancy by at least 20 or 30 years!

truer words have never been typed

[Bluechip]

Originally Posted by "W"

Speckdaddy Sleep on Heberts Front porch with the dog......*****..........I not drinking for a long long long time.........

.....never slept with the dogs but I did wake up in the hedges of Hibernia Bank one morning....

[Mediumheavyaction6'6]

Crazy Darrel's guy tells 10 minute story about fishing big lake. gives up secret bait "poptail". Fishingpox says after he tells the story...."I just have one question for you what the **** is a poptail?" I peed a little when he said it and I am laughing now while I type it.

[jlincecum]

dont forget the pitchers wind up to show off with the punching machine

[mikedatiger]

my favorite quote (that I can remember), by a certain someone to remain nameless, "Hey lady, have you ever seen a spoon this big and long? Go ahead and touch it, it's hard as a rock and it won't bite!" All of this while striking a pose.

Hey, what are we doing next weekend? I am ready to move to Big Lake!

["W"]

Edwards was like a grizzly bear in winter.... Big ugly and did not want to wake up..... Btw. Lake was like glass this afternoon....it hurt like hell but I went

[yak'em-n-stack'em]

i wish i would have been there

[speckdaddy]

Lmao. Dude it was wild. Catdaddy was cuttin up. Hey med heavy... I
got ya on video when ya took my gal. Im mad and if we dont go fishin soon im postin it up. Lol. The big lake derby was wild. The even had ta put one of the horses down n out in a ambulance. Lmao. And about dat spoon bein big micah, i got da pics hawse. I got a ton of incremanating evidence.

[speckdaddy]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

.....never slept with the dogs but I did wake up in the hedges of Hibernia Bank one morning....

Dogs have baddddd mornin breath. Lmao

[fishinpox]

Originally Posted by mikedatiger

my favorite quote (that I can remember), by a certain someone to remain nameless, "Hey lady, have you ever seen a spoon this big and long? Go ahead and touch it, it's hard as a rock and it won't bite!" All of this while striking a pose.

Hey, what are we doing next weekend? I am ready to move to Big Lake!

i have a picture of him with the hat holdong the spoon sayin its ok baby you can touch it ,!!

[speckdaddy]

Micah was snotfaced saturday. Lol.