question for married guys

[MallardFish]

I find the best thing to do is give her as few chances as possible to nag me...Empty your pockets....its gonna be worth it not to hear her bit*h...

[swamp snorkler]

The one thing I found to win an argument is to agree with them. Best way to win hands down.

[matt wahl]

Lets see how many pages we can fill on the subject of pocket emtying....or
Takin shoes off at the door....ALL SHOES!!!!

[speck-chaser]

take the change out your pockets or Osama will!!!!

[Reel Bender]

I got a good laugh a few weeks ago, she left some Kleenex in her pocket and it made a big mess. I got to say "did you forget to check your pockets?"

[Bluechip]

Originally Posted by Reel Bender

I got a good laugh a few weeks ago, she left some Kleenex in her pocket and it made a big mess. I got to say "did you forget to check your pockets?"

That's funny... Let me guess, after you said that to her she just gave you the look....Everyone married knows the look I'm speaking of.

[Gerald]

Taking the stuff out of my poclets is not the problem here......

Since I retired......I have to do my on laundry.

Funny this is.....I do about 3 loads a week. She must do at least 10 loads.

She does all the grass cutting.....so it balances out.

[huntin fool]

sometimes...leaving stuff in my pockets HELPS me...ex. when i forget my lunch money at home..i check all my pockets and hope to find a dolllar that i forgot to put in my wallet ....sure its prolly been in the washer/dryer a few times but it buys me FOOD

[Reel Bender]

Originally Posted by Bluechip

That's funny... Let me guess, after you said that to her she just gave you the look....Everyone married knows the look I'm speaking of.

You Got it!!!

But it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo worth it!!!

[hangemhigh]

Originally Posted by fishinpox

ok so ive been married for almost 2 years now. what i wanna know is how long does it take for your wife to quit expecting me to emptry my pockets befor putting dirty clothes in the basket or floor. you know like change lighters ect.. i know it is much to do it myself but for some reason i hate doing it and it seems like it is the end of the world when i have to do it. will she ever give up or should i start to try to empty my pockets!!!!!!!!!!!!

that's funny ****....empty your pocket bro.....not worth the hassle. If I take off my socks and not turn them right side out...or leave them all bunched up......dude .. that exaclty how I find them in the dresser drawer..cleaned but still containin the grass, mud...whatever.

Ohhhh--I've been married 27 years and we still argue about it and I still loose...she will not fix my dirty sock before washing them...WILL NOT..

Empty your pockets....

[Big Lake Blondie]

Originally Posted by Jfranovich

lol... good question... ask your wife... Where is BigLakeBlondie when you need her ?

to the rescue... truth is she will always want you to do it, but she will probably very soon realize she is wasting her time and breath and it's not worth the argument, so she'll just do it herself...Although everytime she does it, she'll be thinking why can't you... The new starts wearing of at about year 2, so be careful...The nit picky stuff is about to begin...on both sides...

[Dink]

Tell her how it is, then tell her if she don't like it you WON'T put out...........if your good like me, this should work.............if your a slacker in the sack, it won't.........Tim

[FlatoutFishin]

I always empty my own pockets....I've been burned before!

[Big_Country]

I do it as second nature!! (damn military)lol i was for the most part house-broke when she got me!!

[Big Lake Blondie]

Originally Posted by Dink

Tell her how it is, then tell her if she don't like it you WON'T put out...........if your good like me, this should work.............if your a slacker in the sack, it won't.........Tim

that threat would fall on deaf ears in my house... I can use that threat, he can't...we can survive a lot easier without it than ya'll can...

[hangemhigh]

yes Blondie....freaking women should win a got dam nobel prize for how long ya'll can go with out it..