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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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![]() > > > > Two young businessmen in > > Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in > > the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few > > shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that > > any minute now some old guy is going to walk by, put his face to the > > window, and ask what we're selling." > > > > Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious old guy walked up > > to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in > > a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?" > > > > One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ***-holes. > > > > Without skipping a beat, > > the old guy said, "You're doing well. > > Only two left." Don't mess w/ old guys they been around |
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thats funny
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