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Old 02-03-2017, 09:47 AM
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OKAY YALL I was coming home from Walmart and stopped at Murphy's to buy the milk I just forgot at Walmart. When I pulled in, I noticed these two cops looking at a woman who was smoking while fueling up and I'm thinking wow, what an idiot with the law standing right there! So I go in, got my milk and a Dr. Pepper and as I was checking out, I hear someone screaming "look outside!!!!!!" the woman's arm was on fire!!! She's running around, waving her arm around and just going nuts. Those of us inside go out and the cops put her on the ground and were putting the fire out with an extinguisher. After all the craziness, I start walking to my car and I see that the cops were putting her in handcuffs. The guy next to me is like, "what the heck?!?" I kinda stick around cause it looks like the guy is a wise *** and I wanna see what happens. Being the butt I thought he probably was, he asked the cops what in the world they were arresting her for, after all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough? Kid you not, the cop looked him dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm".
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Old 02-03-2017, 10:46 AM
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Old 02-03-2017, 02:11 PM
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