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Early Thanksgiving funny
WALMART SENIOR GREETER Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn?t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their ?older Person Friendly? policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. ?Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you?re being late so often is quite bothersome.? ?Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.? ?Well good, you are a team player. That?s what I like to hear. It?s odd though your coming in late. I know you?re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?? ?They said, ?Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?? |
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