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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Mowin the grass
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my Bud Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened RayBan sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of this nosy *** neighbor and then calmly replied, 'I am. That's why she cuts the grass.' |
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LMAO
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there goes sprite all over my conputer
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lmao
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i didn't know they wrote jokes about me! HAHAHAHA
thats awesome! |
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