Senior Health Care Solution!

[davethefish1]

Senior Health Care Solution


So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. Your are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore. IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

[CatDaddy]

LMAO..... OH WAIT....... this shat is for real tho....

[BIRD DOG]

Thats the best one ive heard yet!

[longsidelandry]

haha, pretty good

[Ray]

Wait till I get old. I just found my retirement plan for when I run out of money.
I just want to wing them, not kill them.
I don't want the chair.