The name's just Fred

[FishBone]

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so

he asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies.

'Fred what?' the officer asks.

'Just Fred,' the man responds.

The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell
me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling,
MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD.
Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred.'

The officer walked away in tears, laughing.

[longsidelandry]

lmao that's a good one

[Jordan]

lol bbbwwwwwwwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa

[Deerfarmer]

That's hilarious. But I never been pulled over buy an officer with a since of humor. Was fishiing one day and got checked by the game wardens.
Told them I was glad to see them cause I wanted to report a theft. The fish were stealing all the bait. Neither of them cracked a smile. In fact it looked like their faces would break if they smiled. What's wrong with being nice to law abiding citizens who respect the law.

[CatDaddy]

Originally Posted by Deerfarmer

That's hilarious. But I never been pulled over buy an officer with a since of humor. Was fishiing one day and got checked by the game wardens.
Told them I was glad to see them cause I wanted to report a theft. The fish were stealing all the bait. Neither of them cracked a smile. In fact it looked like their faces would break if they smiled. What's wrong with being nice to law abiding citizens who respect the law.

I know what you mean... I pulled a good one on a cop on my way to Fourchon once. An old man walked out the car and with a cocky attitude said "i been waiting on you all day" i told him that "i got here as fast as i could Sir"... He was trying to hold it back, but he couldnt.