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Old 11-11-2012, 05:51 PM
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I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I was flabbergasted.
"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit greyer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.
She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to **ck off.
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Old 11-11-2012, 05:54 PM
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Lol
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:26 PM
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Lol hahaga
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Old 11-11-2012, 11:48 PM
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Lmao so true do!!
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Old 11-12-2012, 12:17 AM
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Old 11-12-2012, 03:54 PM
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Goodun
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Old 11-12-2012, 05:37 PM
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Haaaaaa! Take that!
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Old 11-12-2012, 09:46 PM
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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