A Little Old Lady---

[davethefish1]

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and
every once in a while a 20 dollar bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are 20 dollar bills falling
out of that bag."

"Damn!" says the little old lady, "I'd better go back and see if I can
gather up some of them. Thanks!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "Where did you get that money? Did
you steal it?"

"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my yard backs up to the
parking lot of the LSU stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes right into my flower beds! So, I stand behind
the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time some guy sticks it through
the bushes, I say; '20 dollars or off it comes!'"

"Hey not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "Ok, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"

"Well," says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up."