Toilet Paper

[devildog89]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
“If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.”
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. “How long will
this take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” my husband replies. I
stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?” Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt didn't it?”

He’s still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

[southern151]

My wife has been mentioning the same lately. I'll let her know this when she mentions it again. If my fingers can still click or my eyes can see to take pics, I'll post the results.

[CajunSaint]

LMAO!!!

I'm stealing this one HAHA.

[Ray]

I will use this tonight when I am drunk.
She might forget by the morning...

[aidan]

Lmao!!!!

[southern151]

Well, Ray, how did it work out for ya? Luckily, my consumption made me forget to bring it up! Lol

[longsidelandry]

***** that's hilarious!!!

[PaulMyers]

I love this!

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