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Old 01-03-2013, 07:28 AM
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in charge.....

I could have been President, Vice President, CEO, COO, Foreman, Secretary and Sargearnt at Arms I was so good at that.
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:10 AM
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I could have been President, Vice President, CEO, COO, Foreman, Secretary and Sargearnt at Arms I was so good at that.
"you too?"
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:41 PM
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Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank y...ou very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:45 PM
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Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank y...ou very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:56 PM
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Hello, is this the Police?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank y...ou very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the Police come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, Buddy"
I read one about that but it was plantin patatoes
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:32 PM
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Got a few I been holding on to...
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:59 PM
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Got a few I been holding on to...

Homeboys holding up the Shocker sign in the pic...... No Matter What!
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:46 PM
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Insaw that pic in the paper the other day. That dudes eyes are all crossthreaded lol
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Old 01-04-2013, 09:28 AM
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:04 PM
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:08 PM
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insaw that pic in the paper the other day. That dudes eyes are all crossthreaded lol

lol!!!!!!!! Eyes kocked like a pistol
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:18 AM
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I found an old picture of one of Weedeaters girlfriends. Hahahahahahahahahahaha


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Old 01-05-2013, 10:47 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:49 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:53 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:02 AM
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:11 AM
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Lol!!!!!!!!! 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:16 AM
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Lol!!!!!!!!! 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:19 PM
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Old 01-05-2013, 03:11 PM
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AAAAAH The Bowling Ball Grip. Love it
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