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Old 10-29-2009, 07:11 PM
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The following are all replies that New Orleans women have written on Child
Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or
putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy?

These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,Makeeshia was fathered
by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
Marlinda, butI believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I
met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If
you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone
number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW
that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps
you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it
replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virgin. I am awaiting a
letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculat and
that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do
so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country
. Please advise...

7. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him,
can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney
World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for
sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If
I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56
Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:44 PM
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I like the one about the beans lol
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Old 10-29-2009, 07:49 PM
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Whats bad is, this is probably tru
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:07 PM
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lol
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Old 10-29-2009, 10:45 PM
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that must be some acorn applications!!!
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:19 PM
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that must be some acorn applications!!!

And they all were approved to vote.

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Old 11-02-2009, 03:40 PM
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2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


That's my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:41 PM
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2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being
sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you
with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

That's my favorite!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao---SNEAK ATTACK---
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:00 AM
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Holy S@##, number 2 is crazy!They are like a bunch of monkeys!
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