Herb and Irma

[shrky57]

Herb and Irma Were in their living room and Irma says "Hey herb....we haven't made love in 10 years!
Herb says "Hell , theres no reason we cant make love....why don't you get naked and get on the bed.....I'll clean up in the shower.
He takes his glasses off and gets in the shower , and Irma gets naked and gets onto the bed. As she's laying there, she realizes 10 years is a long time and maybe she should stretch . She took one leg and pulled it up over her shoulder, then the other one. Then she pulled both legs up over her head. Unfortunately, she caught her ankles up in the headboard and she got stuck. Herb then gets out of the shower , looks in without his glasses on and says "Goddammit Irma , put in your teeth and comb your hair. You look like an *******.