Hmmm, Who got caught?

[eman]

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, "You impotent basturd! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

[Dink]

Oh my!!!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by eman

husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator.
She goes ballistic, "you impotent basturd! How could you lie to me all these years?" husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "i'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."

lol!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny i bet she shut up after that

[Speck Attack]

Originally Posted by DUCKGOGETTER

lol!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny i bet she shut up after that

like it is true......

[evidrine]

Now that one is pretty dang funny!