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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Plastic surgeon
Awakening from the anesthesia after surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation !" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him :"I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose ?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears." |
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LOL!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahah
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Freaking awesome!!! Wasn't expecting that one!!!!
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