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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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The first time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.' |
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rotflmao aw man I can't imagine being put in that predicament
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*****.... what an awkward situation
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That's funny.What would you do. Run very fast
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lmao
What would you do? Just get up and leave? |
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i can imagine that happening to Fishmaster..... (I need a new keyboard BTW)
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hahaha wouldn't that suck!
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if ya scared! say ya scared!!!!
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Idda be like HIIIIIII
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#10
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Jordan, you don't have to worry about that problem. You'd have to have a girlfriend first! :]
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Quote:
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Your it ?! |
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:] I won't deny it.
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Good profession to be in if you have daughters! That makes you wonder what the pharmacist was saying about sex and condoms!
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you would have to have a girl agree to procreate with you. (thats a big word that means have sex jordan) |
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I felt the same way the first time I went to Yak-ems house.............
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Must be Jordan's left hand typing???????? *****!!!!!!!
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