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Old 10-30-2009, 05:00 PM
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Smokin Fascinating Biological Facts

Fascinating Biology Facts ...

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is
the male sperm.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are 20x stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as o ften as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumb.
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Old 10-30-2009, 05:54 PM
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I just went measure my thumb..... And proved that theroy wrong.. or im not an average man..
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:19 PM
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I just went measure my thumb..... And proved that theroy wrong.. or im not an average man..
were you excited or disappointed with the results? lol
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Old 10-30-2009, 10:32 PM
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were you excited or disappointed with the results? lol

Kinda dissapointed....
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Old 10-31-2009, 01:26 AM
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Try measuring your thumbs sideways...
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Old 10-31-2009, 05:45 AM
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Try measuring your thumbs sideways...


Thats a little more like it...lol
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:27 PM
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LMAO.......
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Old 10-31-2009, 03:31 PM
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ya'll kill me.... i did the same thing...
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