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Old 01-16-2013, 09:36 PM
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Keep us posted sure enjoy the laugh
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Old 01-16-2013, 09:40 PM
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you better pick up a big thing of lotion on your way home today, cause sir you are officialy cut off
Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:02 PM
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Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well
That's funny c h it right dare!!!!!!
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:03 PM
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Mine tried to " use the lotion on me" I told her stop I can do it better myself! ..... Did NOT go over well
"I've got years more experience at that than you do." Didn't settle well. Turtle headed back to his shell after that dumb comment!
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:18 PM
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New discovery!..."do it like you did before we were married, when I could kick you out and you didn't take half of ****!", isn't the way to make her happy either! I am the walking, talking dictionary of "what not to do in marriage!" Haahaahaha!
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Old 01-16-2013, 10:48 PM
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My co worker told me, He and his wife were watching tv and there was a hot red head on the show, he blurted out "honey aint nothing better than a red head!"( his wife isnt a red head!!)
She said what did u say! he didnt even look at her after that comment. Lol

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Old 01-16-2013, 11:49 PM
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Here's how to make it better:

You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

How can I make it up to you . . . Dinner?
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:08 AM
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Here's how to make it better:

You're right. I'm wrong. I'm sorry.

How can I make it up to you . . . Dinner?
That's how it's done? I've been getting it backwards all these years....

I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up..... And where's my dinner?
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:21 AM
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That's how it's done? I've been getting it backwards all these years....

I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up..... And where's my dinner?
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Old 01-17-2013, 01:40 PM
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That's how it's done? I've been getting it backwards all these years....

I'm right. You're wrong. Shut up..... And where's my dinner?
X2... If that don't work, get a thick phone book, put that on the side of her face and WHOP! You can punch the phone book so hard it will knock her out and never leave a mark!

Of course I've never done that though, my wife shoots every gun I own a little too well.
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Old 01-17-2013, 02:01 PM
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X2... If that don't work, get a thick phone book, put that on the side of her face and WHOP! You can punch the phone book so hard it will knock her out and never leave a mark!

Of course I've never done that though, my wife shoots every gun I own a little too well.

Mine will never stay still long enough to let me hold the phone book upside her head.

Also, if you load a pillow case with a few oranges it and beat someone with it, it doesn't leave a bruise, read that on the internet and everything you read on the internet is true.
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Old 01-17-2013, 06:02 PM
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Well I hope it was worth it. I taped the kitchen sprayer. Not only did I get my wife but also my daughter. My daughter jumped out of the way and left it spraying. Soaked half the kitchen living room and washed off the fridge. LMBO


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Old 01-17-2013, 07:42 PM
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Excellent!!
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Old 01-17-2013, 07:52 PM
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Well I hope it was worth it. I taped the kitchen sprayer. Not only did I get my wife but also my daughter. My daughter jumped out of the way and left it spraying. Soaked half the kitchen living room and washed off the fridge. LMBO


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Hahahaha! I thought about trying it, but my luck I would forget and spray myself!
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:01 PM
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Hahahaha! I thought about trying it, but my luck I would forget and spray myself!
Yep.....thats what I did.....
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:07 PM
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Yep.....thats what I did.....
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Old 01-17-2013, 08:29 PM
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I was telling my old man about the things some of y'all said on this thread and my mon reminded me of way back one morning I was sitting at the kitchen counter doing math homework while my mom was getting ready for work. She came into the kitchen to make her SlimFast..... Yes I said make..... That's back when you had to mix that $hit like Ovaltine, and that's the only reason it worked... Your arms got tired from shaking it. Anyways, she was shaking the cup when the top flew off and all the SlimFast flew all over her. As usual I started laughing at her, so she went all bipolar and grabbed my calcualor and threw it across the kitchen. I looked down at the pieces and said, "Well, so much for that math test." She started balling a$$ crying because she thought I was going to fail a test because of her. Then I broke the news to her that I didn't have a test.... I just wanted to see how mad I could make her! I guess I've always been an A$$hole!
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:33 AM
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Told mine that I always heard that men with large stomachs are building a shed over their tools. I had never heard of a woman building a shed over the playground.
Oh No! That's just wrong! Men, be nice to your women. They love you unconditionally and deserve kind, loving words. A little kidding around is great but let that woman know she means everything to you. You don't want to lose a good thing.
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Old 01-19-2013, 11:43 AM
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I guess I am very lucky. Trophytroutman always tells me how beautiful I am, how much he loves me & he shows me every day. He would never down me. He's got my back and I've got his. I am so grateful that he never makes me feel less of a woman. It's quite the opposite, he makes me feel like the only woman in the world. Some of these were funny and some I felt bad for the wives.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:24 PM
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I guess I am very lucky. Trophytroutman always tells me how beautiful I am, how much he loves me & he shows me every day. He would never down me. He's got my back and I've got his. I am so grateful that he never makes me feel less of a woman. It's quite the opposite, he makes me feel like the only woman in the world. Some of these were funny and some I felt bad for the wives.
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