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Old 09-14-2010, 12:47 PM
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I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the fancy, hi-tech radio to work. Go figure.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated and began his test.
"Nelson" the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie' he continued and 'On the Road Again', came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles', and in an instant ' Georgia on My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said 'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Azz Hole!' and immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of the United States"

Damn I love this truck....
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Old 09-14-2010, 12:49 PM
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Lmao
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Old 09-14-2010, 01:45 PM
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Haha. That's great!
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Old 09-14-2010, 02:33 PM
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hahahaha
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Old 09-14-2010, 10:31 PM
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smart radio lol
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