Five Rules of Life

[Lake Chuck Duck]

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1.. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2.. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
3.. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4.. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5.. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end.

[SaltERedneck]

pahahaahahh on #5.

[Dink]

#6. Never trust a fart after a hard night of drinking and a sonic breakfast

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T-Bone]

Originally Posted by Dink

#6. Never trust a fart after a hard night of drinking and a sonic breakfast

Or ya might SHORT ya self!

[Lake Chuck Duck]

Originally Posted by T-Bone

Or ya might SHORT ya self!

SHORT yourself is what "W" does, I believe you are thinking SHART.