Well....My worst fear has come to life....

[Dink]

Thanks everyone.....Im getting happier by the minute about this. Yalls words are encouraging. Thanks again

[2ndamendment]

Remember from birth to hug and kiss her everyday. If you don't when she hits the teenage years she will find some ole' boy to fill that void. A strong dad connection with his daughter goes along way when the teenage years arrive.

[Dink]

Good advise!! Will do!

[bgizzle]

Congrats. I have two golchildren both girls. Dats some of the most intelligent human beings On earth. Ur in for nothing more than a treat... Weelll maybe a little more. Establish daddies little girl early and it will show its colors when its needed too. Again congrats. Come off of cloud 9 and visit us from time to time...lol

[swamp snorkler]

Originally Posted by 2ndamendment

Remember from birth to hug and kiss her everyday. If you don't when she hits the teenage years she will find some ole' boy to fill that void. A strong dad connection with his daughter goes along way when the teenage years arrive.

This, the first man a girl should love is here dad.

[Montauk17]

Originally Posted by 2ndamendment

Remember from birth to hug and kiss her everyday. If you don't when she hits the teenage years she will find some ole' boy to fill that void. A strong dad connection with his daughter goes along way when the teenage years arrive.

Solid advise....the easiest women always have daddy issues. LOL congrats Tim

[BassAssasin]

Originally Posted by Montauk17

Solid advise....the easiest women always have daddy issues. LOL congrats Tim

yep!!! dads that werent there enough or at all.

[Big Flounder]

Congrats!!! I have 2 girls and I wouldn't have it any other way!

[southern151]

Man, after all boys, you're screwed!! You can beat them boys into submission and, you'll think you can do the same with your little girl...Until you try it the first time and she bats those beautiful little eyes at you. Then, you melt and apologize to her for getting mad at her even though she likely had it coming. That's been my experience thus far. My little girl rules the roost!

I wouldn't trade her for the world though!

[ironworker]

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
- Places where there is darkness.
- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme re to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine."

[Big Flounder]

Originally Posted by ironworker

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilising a barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
- Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
- Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
- Places where there is darkness.
- Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
- Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
- Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme re to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a pot-bellied, balding, middle-aged, dim-witted has-been, but on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine."

What he said!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Congrats!!!! BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS WITH A BOY YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT 1 ******, BUT WITH A GIRL YOU WORRY ABOUT ALL ******S WHEN THEY GET OLDER.

[PaulMyers]

Originally Posted by jchief

Start saving now for the wedding. Just ask Paul.

Tim, this is no joke!

[jsethl13]

Originally Posted by Dink

ITS A GIRL!!! I am terrified.....

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

Congrats! I don't know what I'd do without my 6 month old baby girl! All I can say is get some chapstick bc my lips are chap chapped everyday from kissing on her! It's awesome!

[alphaman]

Congrats tim

sent from my Galaxy NOTE II

[toolpush]

Dink,
One thing to remember, no matter how old she gets, she will always be your baby girl. My daughter is 25 now and she still has me wrapped around her finger. Congrats

[Dink]

Originally Posted by toolpush

Dink,
One thing to remember, no matter how old she gets, she will always be your baby girl. My daughter is 25 now and she still has me wrapped around her finger. Congrats

Lol!! Your screen name is how I got into this mess!!!

[Dink]

Originally Posted by PaulMyers

Tim, this is no joke!

How bad did you get hit?