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Old 08-29-2011, 09:28 PM
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Default The economy is so bad that

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:48 PM
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*chirp**chirp*
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Old 08-29-2011, 09:57 PM
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*chirp**chirp*
LoL.
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Old 08-29-2011, 10:00 PM
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Mais its so bad, the crickets are only chirpin twice for your jokes.
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Old 08-29-2011, 10:05 PM
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*chirp**chirp*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! X2
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:29 AM
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c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:54 AM
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c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??
Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:57 AM
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total let-down !!!!
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Old 08-30-2011, 07:57 AM
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Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!
Knee surgery kept me out. .
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:01 AM
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Hey... I liked it when I first read it last year, still gives me a chuckle.
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:38 AM
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Knee surgery kept me out. .
Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:42 AM
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Iron Maiden = Winning

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Old 08-30-2011, 08:46 AM
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The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:04 AM
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Gahhhhh...I take dumps funnier than that.
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:52 AM
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The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.
I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:11 AM
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I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....
I heard its so bad he couldnt get a rent a cop job, join the marines, or find a buyer for his quickdraw holster.
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Old 08-30-2011, 10:59 AM
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so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon
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Old 08-30-2011, 11:03 AM
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so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon
The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.
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Old 08-30-2011, 11:07 AM
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so why is it everyone bashes ironman?

Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon
Thank god! I've read your jokes!!
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Old 08-30-2011, 11:28 AM
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The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.
Lol...... "W" Jr..
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