Wine and Water

[longsidelandry]

Wine and Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli

(E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember!!!!!

Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

Than to drink water and be full of *****

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:I'm doing this as a public service.

[Jordan]

lol... hard font to read, but its a good read !!! good post !!!! you get 4 stars !!!

[longsidelandry]

Originally Posted by Jordan

lol... hard font to read, but its a good read !!! good post !!!! you get 4 stars !!!

I changed it for ya

[davethefish1]

Much rather drink beer, wine, and whiskey than water. Used to drink my whiskey with water, but not anymore! LOL

[Team Last Cast]

Never ruin good whiskey with water !!!