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Red Devil 06-04-2010 08:27 AM

Poem
 
[SIZE=5]A WOMAN'S POEM:[/SIZE]


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[SIZE=4]Before I lay me down to sleep,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray for a man who's not a creep,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who's handsome, smart and strong.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who loves to listen long,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who thinks before he speaks,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray he's rich and self-employed,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]And when I spend, won't be annoyed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Pull out my chair and hold my hand..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Massage my feet and help me stand.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Oh send a king to make me queen.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]A man who loves to cook and clean.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray this man will love no other.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]And relish visits with my mother.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]

[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]A MAN'S POEM:[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh##.


T-BAZ 06-04-2010 08:46 AM

Dats right!!

whunter29 06-04-2010 08:57 AM

hell yeah

Ray 06-04-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Devil (Post 160307)
[SIZE=5]A WOMAN'S POEM:[/SIZE]


[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Before I lay me down to sleep,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray for a man who's not a creep,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who's handsome, smart and strong.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who loves to listen long,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who thinks before he speaks,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]One who'll call, not wait for weeks.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray he's rich and self-employed,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]And when I spend, won't be annoyed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Pull out my chair and hold my hand..[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Massage my feet and help me stand.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]Oh send a king to make me queen.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]A man who loves to cook and clean.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray this man will love no other.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]And relish visits with my mother.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2][/SIZE]
[SIZE=2]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]A MAN'S POEM:[/SIZE][SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]

[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh##.


What's rong wit dat???

aquaholic78 06-04-2010 04:46 PM

dats pretty cool

dmouton272 06-05-2010 12:13 AM

:*****:


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