Can you say dumb arse
 

GRAND ISLE, La. -- The Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office says a man has been arrested for swimming in waters shut down because of the oil spill.
Grand Isle Police took 22-year-old Jesus Mares, of College Station, Texas, into custody around 7:30 a.m. after he was caught wading in the water just off the beach.
The DEQ shut down the beach after it was declared hazardous and unsafe for swimming.
Authorities say because of contaminants on his body, Mares had to be taken to a decontamination unit on Grand Isle.
He was then booked with criminal trespassing and remaining after being forbidden.

Just trying to get across the border. That rip currents a beast.

he no read no english, he no speak no english. Dat oil on him wasnt from the water:*****::*****:

He probably goes to Texas A & M.

He got hot dammit!!!!!!!!!!

sad thing is he will say he is now sick and sue the state and win

Bingo.....Looking for a quick pay check.....:work: