SaltyCajun.com - Wind Force Meter

Force 0: You can fish with a beer in one hand and a rod in the other.

Force 1: You have to use the cup holder to hold your beer while fishing.

Force 2: Rod n reel must be put in rod holder. Care must be taken to watch the beer so it won't jump out of the cup holder.
Force 3: The beer may be knocked over and must be supported or held in hands.

Force 4: Empty bottles rolling against each other on boat floor. Must be thrown over side.

Force 5: All beer streaming behind boat must be hauled in.

Force 6: Nobody can hold onto more than one beer at a time.

Force 7: The case of beer slides back and forth on boat floor. One person must be appointed to sit on it.

Force 8: Bottles can still be opened by one person. Beginning of difficulties pouring into the mouth without spilling.

Force 9: Bottle must be held with two hands. Only experts can get the cap off by themselves.

Force 10: Two people required to open bottles. Empties must be thrown to leeward only. Very difficult to find mouth. Some teeth may be knocked loose.

Force 11: The beer tends to foam out of bottle. Very difficult to drink. Lips split and teeth fall out.

Force 12: All open bottles foam. Impossible to drink. Temporary abstinence may be required.