Oh boy, no wonder she is so nice lately!
 

I figured my wife was up to something being so sweet and loving lately. I have a good feeling I am going to be asked a serious question. Found this saved in my browser history from last night with others.
http://www.babyhopes.com/articles/ho...ve-a-girl.html
:eek::cry::help::help::help:

uh oh!:D do yall already have kids?

Outcast, 3 boys right now.

oh smack! shes feelling a little outnumbered?

I hope thats not the case as I will be out on the street cleaning windshields! She must have seen my web history looking at boats for sale!

Prayers sent. May god be with u.

Dude, mine is doing the same damn thing..........wonder what tiger woods is up to?? I'd love to see that child support check every month!!!

Leave the poor man alone. :]

if you see the baby dust packet....RUN!!!!

maybe she did it on purpose BECAUSE she saw you were looking at boats just to freak you out

I wish that was the case. I know she wants a little girl, I would love one too but 3 boys already, damn. I will be 90 yrs old working on boats!

You're screwed!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!:*****::*****:

Butter your butt and call yourself a biscuit dude.............
your done

Don't let her mix any of your adult beverages for a while! She may get you drunk and try to take advantage of you! LOL