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Gottogo49 11-04-2010 09:11 AM

Post Turtle
 
YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK & COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand had been caught in a gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle."

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, “What's a ‘Post Turtle?’"

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he sure as heck ain't goin' anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of idiot put him up there in the first place."




Woodduck Commander 11-04-2010 09:26 AM

ha. thats a good one

SULPHITE 11-04-2010 09:39 AM

thats a good one!

Jedi Lure Tricks 11-04-2010 10:03 AM

hahahaa Nice one!

yak'em-n-stack'em 11-04-2010 10:04 AM

Best one yet

joshdomingue 11-04-2010 11:44 AM

A post turtle indeed!!

longcast 11-04-2010 06:03 PM

That's is a good one.

LPfishnTIM 11-04-2010 10:58 PM

yep!


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