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Gottogo49 12-07-2010 05:58 PM

Calories
 
What is a calorie?




Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE VARMITS

longsidelandry 12-08-2010 09:39 AM

haha yea they been in my closet for a couple years now...:cry:

eman 12-08-2010 10:26 AM

Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?

Gerald 12-08-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eman (Post 211151)
Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?

Or get older......those calories just find me anywhere.

longsidelandry 12-08-2010 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eman (Post 211151)
Got to have something to do w/ getting married . I never had this problem when i was
running the bars all night and working all day. calories must come when you get married and settle down?

I told that to my wife already, she wasn't impressed with my reasoning...

joshdomingue 12-13-2010 08:52 AM

shoot.... i'm not married and them babies have found their way into my closet


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