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eman 12-15-2010 12:58 PM

Road fear
 
Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman.

Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCP permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"



"Not a damn thing..." :smokin:

Micah 12-15-2010 01:54 PM

Hell Yeah!!!!

longcast 12-15-2010 01:56 PM

Hahah. Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

Lake Chuck Duck 12-15-2010 05:23 PM

That was me the other day after work, only I was goin shootin. Luckily I didnt get stopped.


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