Knock on my door...
 

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there
who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down,
what do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the **** out of me,
I've never gotten this far before."

Lol!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one

lmao

AWSOME

yeah, I use to have a neighbor who was mormon and the people across the street were mormon too and they would send people from there church to our neighborhood to knock on our door, I keep telling them to leave me alone after I acknowledged that I have a Bible and don't intend on reading the book of moron! but they keep coming back, I'm glad I don't have them as neighbors anymore, I'm also puzzled about Jehovah Witnesses they believe only 144,000 people are going to heaven, but they had a convention a few years ago and they said they have 2 million members. talk about mass confusion!