Haircut
 

[SIZE=4]A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?[/SIZE][SIZE=6]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'[/SIZE][SIZE=6]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]The guy left.[/SIZE][SIZE=6]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

The guy left.[/SIZE][SIZE=6]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]'How long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half .

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'[/SIZE][SIZE=6]

[/SIZE][SIZE=4]A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.


[/SIZE]The[SIZE=6][/SIZE]barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up,[SIZE=6][/SIZE]wiped the tears from his eyes and said,[SIZE=6]
[/SIZE][SIZE=7]
[/SIZE][SIZE=7]'Your house!'[/SIZE]

thats wrong on soo many levels, but hilarious.

Hahahaha. That's funny ****. Thanks for posting that mosslake. It made my day.