How dry we are in Tx.
 

HOW DRY IS IT IN TEXAS?

It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by

sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are
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giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to

turn back into water.

whats that old saying?? "wherever there are 4 catholics there is bound to be a fifth".... LOL

At my house, it only takes 1

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We go for the half gallons here...

LMAO!!! Pentacostal guy that I worked with claimed we (i'm catholic) had ice chests under our pews...

I was wondering why father stumbled... I blamed it on the robe. :*****:

its funny when you play white elephant for christmas and people are fighting over who keeps the crown.

My fam thinks my aunts the crazy one because she has been sober six months. SHAME... she was a fun drinker

more the reason to be catholic, crawfish and beer durin lent dont get no mo betta:smokin:

Guess I had been a "good boy" last year.

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