poor jake
 

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly:
'I have something I must confess.'

'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your
best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

'I know,' she replied. 'Now you just lay back and let the poison work.

lol good one!

touchet!

Lol!!!!!! Good one

lmao