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Jordan 07-22-2011 09:02 AM

Speaking German in Texas
 
In Texas , there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window, and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.."
Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water.The cows have S*** in it.")
The man shouted back, "I'm from New York , and just down
here campaigning for Obama's health care plan.
I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied, "Use both hands. You'll get more."

southern151 07-22-2011 09:34 AM

hahhahhaa!

DUCKGOGETTER 07-22-2011 09:50 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

longcast 07-22-2011 11:08 AM

Hahahaha.

ScubaLatt 07-22-2011 02:59 PM

Made me laugh out loud with root beer in my nose now, thanks!

Jordan 07-22-2011 04:09 PM

im sorry.... thought it would lift everyone's spirits and make ya'll chuckle


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