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Jedi Lure Tricks 08-04-2011 06:35 PM

Five Surgeons Compare Notes
 
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because
when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside
them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those
guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.


Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the azz are interchangeable. "

Kenner18 08-04-2011 06:41 PM

Good one OB

BigChaf 08-04-2011 07:04 PM

Dang that is so true and halarious!!!!!

melanconga 10-05-2011 08:07 PM

Wow


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