Jedi Lure Tricks |
08-04-2011 06:35 PM |
Five Surgeons Compare Notes
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the azz are interchangeable. "
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Kenner18 |
08-04-2011 06:41 PM |
Good one OB
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BigChaf |
08-04-2011 07:04 PM |
Dang that is so true and halarious!!!!!
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melanconga |
10-05-2011 08:07 PM |
Wow
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