This just in from CNN . . .
 

Yesterday's east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and thru Va.It is now
being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.Other theories are that was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

go figure . . .