How ugly?? . . .
 

I heard this joke around a campfire when most of you were still ******* yellow . . . .
As I remember it . . .From BO Prejean, Nederland, Tx


I was sitting on the front porch of my camp, drinking coffee, when I noticed someone coming up the street. Had camo on. The closer he got I began to recognize him . . . It was my neighbor . . . I know, because he is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen . . . I did notice that he had a full strap of squirrels, though . . .
As he got closer I motioned for him to come over . . . He came over and we talked about various things . . . and I just couldn’t wait to comment on what a fine mess of squirrels he had . . . and I noticed that he didn’t have a gun . . .
I said “How you get all them squirrels and you don’t even have a gun?” . . . He said “Oh it’s easy, I sit down by a tree and get real quiet . . . after about 10 min they come out . . . when they get to runnin’ real good I stand up, take my cap off, whistle and when they look at my ugly face they go nuts and run into the tree and die . . . That’s amazing! . . . you gotta wife? . . . yes sir, I got a wife and she loves to hunt . . . I asked him why he hadn’t taken her . . . he said she don’t go no mo . . . She tears em up too bad! . . .


The people that I would have passed it on to are gone . . . so you take it and pass it on . . . please

Almost sounds like an old Justin Wilson joke. I've heard it long ago, dont remember where. Still cracks me up though. lol