death bed
 

My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, "Theres something i must confess."

"Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Everythings alright."

"No i must die in peace. I had sex with your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!"

"I know," I whispered "Thats why i posioned you, now close your eyes!!"

lmbo! Nice one

Lol!!!!!!!!! That'll teach her

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