Christmas Shopping
 

A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".

The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?

Husband: Darling you remember that Jewelery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day.

Wife, with a smile blushing: Yes, I remember that my Love.

Husband: Well, I'm in the Bar next to that shop.

Lol!!!!!!! Sounds like something i would do

That's all me yo. Just throwing gas to the fire. Lol.

LMAO! Thats great!

get off this thread and post some more bootie pics

Man, you guys are relentless!!!!!;)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

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