5 important rules to live by!
 

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1). Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2). Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3). Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you, when they're in trouble again.
4). Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5). Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.....

Lmbo.

I like those!

So true.

LOL!!!

add 3 more ... if your a plumber..
1) s**t run down hill
2)pay day is on friday
3) NEVER chew your finger nails!

I think I just threw up on the last one.



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Milk, does the body good! great post!!

all very true!

one to add...
~~~never cook bacon naked~~~