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An old man goes into the pharmacy to get some Viagra. He tells the pharmacist "I would like 6 tablets , each one cut into quarters". The pharmacist replies "I can do that sir but if I do you won't be able to reach a 'full' erection." The old man says " I am 96 years old, I don't want a 'full' erection. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pizz in my slippers!"

:rotfl: Thats hilarious

Yea, thats pretty good!

That's a good one