SaltyCajun.com - The man statue

Early one morning, a man leaves his house to go to work.

While he is gone during the day, a male neighbor walks into his house and meets his wife and they continue up the stairs to partake in some "activities".

While they are engaged upstairs with each other the womans husband who is home early from work walks in the front door.

The woman tells the man to stand in the corner of the room and she covered him in baby powder.

The man asks his wife what that is standing in the corner and she tells him that she bought a new statue that she found at one of the local shops.

The neighbor never had a chance at getting away without being noticed so he figured he would stand in the corner till the morning

In the middle of the night the husband wakes up and walks downstairs, grabs some oreo's and milk, walks upstairs to the neighbor in the corner and says, here ya go, I was at the smith's house last week for two days and they never offered be anything!