Little Johnny
 

A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael: Just a minute, I have to go pee.

Teacher: That would be rude and impolite. How about you Sam?
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Sam said: I really need to go to the toilet, I'm sorry.

Teacher: That's better but still not nice to say the word toilet. Oh you little Johnny? Can you use your brain?

Little Johnny said: Darling, May I please be excused for a moment? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner.

"TEACHER FAINTED."

That's great!!!